Top ten East Asian pop/rock albums of 2022

Top Albums of 2022

My favorite category of the year is getting a bit lopsided: not long ago was the time that K-pop was balancing out a lot of the J-pop on this list. But with the deteriorating quality of the former J-pop has been imposing a delightful monopoly of my time. Here are ten of the albums that impressed me the most this year, in no particular order:

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Lonesome_Blue: Second To None // Philosophy no Dance: Ai no Tetsugaku

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Haruka Kudo: Ryuusei Ressha // Bed-In: FREEDOM!

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Tatsuro Yamashita: Softly // Girls’ Generation (SNSD): FOREVER 1

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Perfume: PLASMA // CAPSULE: METRO PULSE

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BAND-MAID: Unleash // Sumire Uesaka: ANTHOLOGY & DESTINY

Honorable Mentions

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Sayonara Ponytail: Yoru no Dekigoto
Kaze Fujii: LOVE ALL SERVE ALL
Aimyon: Hitomi e Ochiru yo RECORD
Kirameki☆Anforent: Shin Uchuu±WARP DRIVE III
OBLIVION DUST: Shadows

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Top ten pop/electronic albums of 2022

Top Albums of 2022

One of my favorite categories, pop music is an ever-evolving genre that invites listeners to incorporate new sounds and ideas into standard forms while still making sure it remains accessible and, often, danceable. When you get tired of the art-housey stuff recommended on other lists, here are ten of the best from the year that might move you and definitely get you moving:

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Mabel: About Last Night… // SZA: SOS

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The Weeknd: Dawn FM // Charli XCX: CRASH

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Avril Lavigne: Love Sux // Neon Nox: Payback

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Ella Mai: Heart on My Sleeve // Carly Rae Jepsen: The Loneliest Time

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WILLOW: <COPING MECHANISM> // Lizzo: Special

Honorable Mentions

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Sweet California: Land of the Free
TLF: Planet Sadness
Years & Years: Nightcall
Tove Lo: Dirt Femme
Beyonce: Renasissance

Top ten debut albums of 2022

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This category gets harder to curate every year, as I debate whether a low-key single counts as a proper debut, as opposed to an EP or album. Regardless, here are the top ten debuts by artists who made their biggest impacts in the calendar year.

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iScream: i // Lonesome_Blue: First Utterance

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FLO: The Lead // Em Beihold: Egg in the Backseat

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Madison Rose: TECHNICOLOR // Naniwa Danshi: 1st Love

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Kira Shiomi: TOKYO CONTINUE // Early Moods: Early Moods

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Takanori Iwata: THE CHOCOLATE BOX // Gabi DeMartino: Paintings of Me

Top ten remastered/reissued albums of 2022

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As catalog music becomes increasingly critical to record companies’ bottom lines, valued and pushed to a greater degree than the development of new artists and soundscapes, it’s borderline pathological to indulge and enjoy old music when the future of a healthy music industry is at stake. But there’s no denying that there’s something compelling, comfortable, and downright cozy about old favorites and tried and true hits. Here are ten of the best re-releases from the year, in no particular order:

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Alan Menken: The Legacy Collection: Aladdin // PUFFY: JET [Vinyl]

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Various Artists: BUBBLEGUM CRISIS 35th BOX // The S.O.S. Band: Sands of Time

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Mariya Takeuchi: Quiet Life (30th Anniversary) // Takako Mamiya: LOVE TRIP

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Spice Girls: Spiceworld 25 // Don Davis: Hyperspace (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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Danny Elfman: Sleepy Hollow (Music from the Motion Picture) [Vinyl] // S.Kiyotaka & OMEGA TRIBE: RIVER’S ISLAND REMIX

Top ten most disappointing albums of 2022

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Just to be clear, the biggest disappointment of the year was the release of the soundtrack (not score) for Stranger Things 4 which did not include the mix of “Running Up That Hill” used in the show’s pivotal scene, nor the gorgeous orchestral mix used for the episode’s end credits. What did we get instead? Seven dozen mediocre, awful, and increasingly annoying cover versions that failed to understand the point of the original and that quickly deteriorated its magic and impact. That’s just how disappointments work — they’re not things you hate, or that are inherently terrible. They’re things that fail to meet your expectations or fail to provide what you were looking or hoping for. Here are ten of this year’s in no particular order:

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Circa Survive: Two Dreams // Red Velvet: Bloom

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Sigrid: How to Let Go // aespa: GIRLS

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Cleo: Vinylova // Above & Beyond: The Last Glaciers (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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Taylor Swift: Midnights // Key: Gasoline

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TOKYO GIRLS’ STYLE: NOCTURNAL // Michael Jackson: Thriller 40

Top ten 2021-misses of 2022

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As we get started on this year’s best-of lists, here first, in no particular order, are ten of the best albums, of any genre and category, released in 2021 that I didn’t discover until 2022, and in some other better, alternate universe, might have made last year’s lists.

HALLCA: Paradise Gate // Gigolette: SHINE

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Maurizio Malagnini: Coppelia (Original Soundtrack) // Max Cruise: Cruise Control

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Nicholas Britell: Don’t Look Up (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film) // Zsasz:

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Ramin Djawadi: Eternals (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) // Shannon & The Clams: Year of the Spider

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S. Kiyotaka & OMEGA TRIBE: AQUA CITY REMIX // Night Tempo: Ladies in the City

Move Over: From the Spice Girls to Chloe Bailey, Pepsi and pop music aim for the kids

Move Over: The Spice Girls sell Pepsi

Or, when Chloe Bailey reminded me I’m old now.

By the time the Spice Girls released their second studio album Spiceworld 25 years ago this month, they were a phenomenon that, together with groups like TLC, had resurrected the girl group in the 90s after a slow death in its 60s heyday with groups like The Shirelles, The Crystals, and the Ronettes, through to its Motown evolution with The Marvelettes, Martha and the Vandellas, and The Supremes (though there were earlier attempts). Household names, their ambitions barely exceeded their grasp when they teamed up with Pepsi for an ad campaign that featured the jingle “Move Over,” tipping the scales into the few places on Earth they had yet to infiltrate. Despite some of the great tracks on Spiceworld (the title itself a nod to their international reach), it’s amazing how prominent of a role “Move Over” plays as the forward-thinking, statement-defining centerpiece of an album focused on disco, R&B, and bubblegum-inspired pop music.

Pepsi’s marketing strategy changed dramatically mid-century in a bid to distinguish themselves from their main competitor, Coca-cola. If Coca-cola was all about their deep legacy and classic taste, then Pepsi was going to tap into the youth boom and the future. In 1984, they launched “the choice of a generation” campaign. This was the beginning of what would become a long tradition of pop-star collaborations — and not just any pop stars. They were the biggest, most mainstream rising stars, with already-established core audiences that left room for growth among their most important target: young listeners. Michael Jackson (and his brothers) were the first pop stars to shill for Pepsi for a cool $5 million (Beyonce would net $55 million almost twenty years later), piggybacking off of the phenomenal success of Thriller, the album that almost single-handedly resurrected the music industry after the disco crash, just released in November of 1982 (also gearing up to celebrate its 40th anniversary this month). These “New Generation” spots (with the “Convention” iteration now infamous for the on-set accident that introduced him to the painkillers that would lead to his death) led to deals with Gloria Estefan and, in 1989, Madonna. But Pepsi’s always-looking-ahead ethos that aimed for ever-younger audiences to lock in that lifelong brand loyalty for a generation of steady sales really hit home for kids in my age bracket (Generation Y/Millennials) in January of 1997, with the “Generation Next” campaign.

The jingle “Generation Next” written by Mary Wood and Clifford Lane of BBDO, is a dizzying hybrid of pop, rock, and dance styles, blatantly calling out dad-rock styles of its time like punk, rap, and metal and instructing listeners to “do it over, cause that’s over.” An extended version of the track was later co-written by the members of the Spice Girls, then the most popular girl group in the world, whose audience hit Pepsi’s sweetest spot. A massive Spice Girls fans at the time (their debut Spice was actually the very first CD I ever bought for myself, a momentous and life-changing occasion for someone who only had access to records and cassette tapes til then), I consider myself part of that demographic: a kid still mostly unaware how marketing worked and ripe for persuasion. The group’s rumored $100 million contract included rights for an exclusive single, TV ads, and on-can promotions (collecting the pull tabs won you a free CD with the until-now unreleased track “Step To Me“), and what would be their first performance in Turkey.

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But perhaps one step too far was the inclusion of the song on their long-awaited follow-up album Spiceworld, released in November of 1997. “Move Over” was squeezed in between “Never Give Up on the Good Times” and “Do It,” right in the center of the 10-track album, a sort of crown jewel that like “Spice Up Your Life,” functioned as an extended advertisement for the group and its consumer-driven lifestyle — not just Pepsi, but Sporty’s track pants, Ginger’s platform boots, and Baby’s glossy eye shadow. Tapping into this lifestyle-over-product strategy, it anticipated a future of loyal Pepsi drinkers by calculatedly sandwiching the song inconspicuously between anthems to having a great time, staying positive, and trying new things (some sample lyrics that could have just as easily been featured on “Move Over” include “Livin’ it up is a state of mind,” “Who cares what they say, because the rules are for breaking,” and “Don’t care how you look, it’s just how you feel / Come on and do it!”), all statements tailor-made to impressionable Millennial girls, “[b]orn primarily in the mid-to-late 1980s” on an album that would go on to become what is probably the best-selling album by a girl group of all time.

Brian Swette, then executive vice-president and chief marketing officer of Pepsi described the ad as “positive, in control, and lay[ing] claim to the future — the antithesis of Generation X.” Pepsi and Virgin wanted my money and they wanted it bad; history and a cursory glance at the various merchandise available for sale at the time (Spice Girls-branded school supplies, wristwatches, dolls, tape decks, headsets, and a really cool standing microphone that I spent way too much time pretending to be Emma Bunton with) reveals that they got it.

To its credit, “Move Over” is a fantastic pop sorbet of various styles, anticipating the electronic renaissance and making the future seem as exciting, bold, and completely within one’s control as any good PR campaign. The torch was passed on to a number of other mega-stars over the years, like Britney Spears, Beyonce, and Christina Aguilera, but the one by the Spice Girls is the one that hit closest to home — as the years pass, people naturally start catching on to the soft sell. And of course, all of this now seems almost comically absurd considering what ended up happening to Generation Y in the future, as yet-unseen developments like social media, a global recession, and culturally-encouraged toxic work habits tipped Millennials into what some people now refer to as the burnout generation. But certainly nothing signals the end of youth quite like a mega corporation no longer interested in appealing to you and your money.

Chloe Bailey sells Pepsi

In October, Pepsi unveiled its newest pop-star partnership with Chloe Bailey, Generation Z’s amazingly talented It Girl. The ad re-launches the Pepsi-Cola Soda Shop brand with an updated take on I guess what kids in the 20s now consider “classic” music (no mind that soda shops were popular in the 1950s). This mix of the old and the new, where the “old” is the 1984 hit “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and the “new” lifts its sentiments straight from the pages of think-pieces on The Great Resignation and posts on the r/antiwork subreddit:

“Been workin’ so hard, we’re punchin’ our cards,
Eight hours for what? Oh tell me what we’ve got
I’ve got this feeling that time’s just holding us down,
I’ll hit the ceiling, or else I’ll tear up this town.”

Like Pepsi campaigns before it, it focuses on taking a sliver of truth and making it as wildly optimistic as possible: Life sucks? Nothing a sugary beverage and dancing with your friend can’t solve! It’s pure still-has-no-major-responsibilities, fantasy logic. Move over, indeed.

In 1997, the Spice Girls sang of “the next page, next stage, next craze, [and] next wave,” at a time that I was that next wave. That wave was 25 years ago, when the Spice Girls were the biggest group on the planet and the thought of a 25th anniversary re-release of Spiceworld seemed outlandishly far away, as distant and impossible as retirement does to me today. But as surely as Chloe’s debut album (she hasn’t even released her debut solo album yet!) will celebrate its own anniversary 25 years from now, amid op-eds looking back at all we didn’t do to save the planet, time comes for us all. Or as a depressingly-relatable Grandpa Simpson reminds us: “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!”

Notes
[ Image sources are from here, here, here. The 25th anniversary edition of Spiceworld was released digitally on November 4, and will be released on CD in December; among the bonus tracks is two versions of the Pepsi pull-tab mail-in promotion-exclusive single “Step to Me.” My favorite track on Spiceworld was, perhaps sadly, “Move Over,” followed by “Viva Forever.” ]

Top ten East Asian pop/rock albums of 2021

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My listening veered towards the familiar when it came to East Asian pop this year, with many of this year’s top artists making second or third appearances on these year-end lists. This is totally unremarkable, considering that the most pervasive feeling I have had lately is the nagging gloom that 2020 and 2021 have actually just been one very long year, and everything bleeding together makes it hard to distinguish this year’s J-pop from last. Treading water is what you do when you’re trying not to drown, not when the environment is conducive to innovation, and so we saw a lot of trends hanging on throughout 2021, from the lasting impact of The Weeknd’s sizzling synths in “Blinding Lights,” (RYUJI IMAICHI, Lexie Lu) to the last gasps of a certain kind of aggressive dance-pop unique to mid-00s (w-inds.), warm bubble-bath Johnny’s (SixTONES, Snow Man), all the way to a doubling-down of all the familiar tropes of idol- and K- and City-pop (Yufu Terashima, TWICE, YUKIKA). Here are my top ten favorite, in no particular order:

Lexie Liu: GONE GOLD // LatuLatu: Hyakkaryoransen

Morning Musume ’21.: 16th ~ That’s J-POP // YUKIKA: TIMEABOUT,

Yufu Terashima: SURVIVAL LADY // RYUJI IMAICHI: CHAOS CITY

GENIE HIGH: GENIE STAR // TWICE: Formula of Love: O+T=<3

NiziU: U // w-inds.: 20XX “We are”

Honorable Mentions

BANDMAID: Unseen World
Sakurako Ohara: l
FANTASTICS from EXILE TRIBE: FANTASTIC VOYAGE
Perfume: POLYGON WAVE EP
Key: Bad Love

Top ten pop/electronic albums of 2021

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Escape continues to be the name of the game, and pop music is always happy to deliver. In particular, as Bandcamp Friday continued to honor artists with well-deserved and actually useful recognition, it was easy to fall into the synthwave spiral again, where labels like New Retro Wave and Timeslave continued to feature the best in throwback nostalgia. There are a number of new artists here, too, like Sergey Lazarev, who continues to be the king of Eurovision-pop, and Nick Jonas, who continues to elude chart success despite my repeated streams of his most ridiculed work. I can’t say great taste is the engine of this particular list, but for a year that continues to be as unsettling as ever, you could do a lot worse. Here are my ten favorite of the year, in no particular order:

Red Soda: Metatron Chronicles // Roosevelt: Polydans

Doja Cat: Planet Her // WILLOW: lately, I feel EVERYTHING

New Arcades: In the Deepest of Dreams // Nick Jonas: Spaceman

Fury Weekend: Signals // Earmake: Comsic Hero 3

Sergey Lazarev: 8 // Khalid: Scenic Drive (The Tape)

Honorable Mentions


Zara Larsson: Poster Girl
Mariah the Scientist: RY RY WORLD
Summer Walker: Still Over It
Selena Gomez: Revelación
Droid Bishop: Into the Abstract

Top ten debut albums of 2021

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2020 was a tough year to debut but 2021 wasn’t much better. The albums on this list represent all of the experiences on the spectrum, from those being carried on a wave bigger than they could imagine, to those taking a calculated risk, to those throwing caution to the wind and just hoping for the best. Some of these albums will cast long shadows, thresholds that will be hard to meet or surpass in the future (Olivia Rodrigo), while others fell just slightly short of the mark but hint at enormous potential (CHUNG HA). But the most important and horrifying thing all of these albums did was show how relentlessly time moves forward, a steady stream of novelty that (thankfully, sometimes regretfully) refuses to ebb.

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Noriko Shibasaki: Follow my heart // Maggie Lindemann: PARANOIA

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Pink Sweat$: PINK PLANET // SG Lewis: times

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Olivia Rodrigo: SOUR // Jay Diggs: Jams

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BALLISTIK BOYZ from EXILE TRIBE: Pass The Mic // Kazaki Morinaka: Gekokujou

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Silk Sonic: An Evening with Silk Sonic // MIRAE: KILLA

Honorable Mentions

MyDearDarlin’: Dearest
Khirki: Κτηνωδία
KOTONE: RESIST
CHUNG HA: QUERENCIA
Spiritbox: Eternal Blue