Chinese Democrazy

Chinese Democracy

I think the biggest problem with reviews concerning the new Guns N’ Roses album is that everyone keeps comparing it to earlier records, namely Use Your Illusion I & II, which seems desperately misguided to me. It’s been almost twenty years since those records were released; not only were they written under different cultural and social contexts, but under different musical culture and social contexts. I’m not going to be the first person who says a) no one would care about this record if it was any other band’s fifth (original) studio effort, and b) production-wise, this CD is so far from anything Guns N’ Roses, it’s probably not fair to call it anything other than simply Axl Rose. But I say it anyway.

That being done, my favorite tracks are “Better” and “Sorry.” Here is Chuck Klosterman on “Sorry”:

On the aforementioned “Sorry,” Rose suddenly sings an otherwise innocuous line (“But I don’t want to do it”) in some bizarre, quasi-Transylvanian accent, and I cannot begin to speculate as to why. I mean, one has to assume Axl thought about all of these individual choices a minimum of a thousand times over the past 15 years. Somewhere in Los Angles, there’s gotta be 400 hours of DAT tape with nothing on it except multiple versions of the “Sorry” vocal. So why is this the one we finally hear? What finally made him decide, “You know, I’ve weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I’m going with the Mexican vampire accent. This is the vision I will embrace. But only on that one line! The rest of it will just be sung like a non-dead human.” Often, I don’t even care if his choices work or if they fail. I just want to know what Rose hoped they would do.


3 thoughts on “Chinese Democrazy

  1. Lisa November 25, 2008 / 8:25 pm

    I haven’t listened to the whole album yet, but so far from what I have heard, my favorite is Prostitute (that one just screams “BLAST ME”).

    Shackler’s Revenge reminded me a bit of Use Your Illusion I’s “The Garden” mainly because of that same sounding scratchy Axl voice in the background.

    “Better” started out ok, but the chorus annoyed me for some reason.

    “Street of Dreams” originally known as “The Blues” is awesome. Being I’m a sucker for great lyrics, this one is most excellent ( as well as Prostitute. Can’t give that song enough praise).

    Ok. I’m not going to do a song by song review here. But I will say that while it’s NOT GNR persay, in some instances if you close your eyes it’s not hard to hear a few guitar riffs you could imagine Slash playing in the good old days.

    Also, the “what…we’ve got here is…” line in Madagascar was a nice treat and made me go back and listen to Civil War.

    So far, it’s a good album. It has it’s gems, but after how many years of waiting I think each song should be a gem. And it’s not. That said, it’s about fucking time.

  2. Lisa November 25, 2008 / 8:46 pm

    Edit: Holy shit! “This I Love” is heartbreaking! I love songs like this. Raw emotion does it for me everytime, god dammit. I think I’m obsessed with this song now. Thanks, Axl. LOL.

    Damn, I’m such a sap. ::Goes back to her romance novels::

  3. Anna November 26, 2008 / 5:38 pm

    The album is not growing on me as it should. It’s just OK. I feel I have to feel mediocre about it just out of the principle of the matter. It’s good…just not two decades of work good.

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